Armchair Game Historian.
Insufferable Child of the 90s.
Homestar Runner Expert.
Creator and contributor of/to dozens of tiny video/tabletop games that you've never heard of. And a good deal more that remain unreleased.
I live with my lovely, supportive wife, work as an Educational Assistant during the day, co-ordinate youth programs on weekends, and am part of a weekly board game group.